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Watch the video of the news report about a man wearing a cow suit stealing milk…
View more videos at: http://www.nbcwashington.com.
Listen to the Wake Up Call talk about the report:
The Telegraph posted “50 Fascinating Facts about the Royal Wedding.”
For some reason John Legend’s Supermodel girlfriend Christine Teigen took to Twitter to diss Avril Lavigne. On Sunday night, she tweeted, “Watching an avril lavigne interview, The second most painful thing I have watched today after ‘the goods’.”
She then went on to tweet, “If u told me I could have 1 kid, but it would be exactly like avril, I would choose to have a barren, sterile existence that ends when I die.”
I have met Avril before…she is kinda blah. 
Check out a more “Sunny” side of Avril, when she talked to Chelsea Handler here…
For all of you royal wedding addicts staying up late to watch the fun, here’s the minute-by-minute breakdown of what you can expect to see from London tonight (or early tomorrow morning! haha). I’ve converted all the times to our time to make it easy on you! If we’re not friends on Facebook yet, go add me, I’ve got a discussion going on there too. In the meantime, hope you enjoy this info!
12:15 am – 1:45 am: The general congregation will arrive at the Great North Door of Westminster Abbey.
12:50 am: Governors-General and Prime Ministers of Realm Countries,the Diplomatic Corps, and other distinguished guests arrive at the Abbey. Victoria Beckham is among the wedding’s high-profile guests, but it’s unclear if she is considered “distinguished.”
2:10 am: Prince William and Prince Harry leave Clarence House for Westminster Abbey. They arrive at the Abbey at 2:15 am.
2:20 am: Members of foreign royal families—including Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden and Prince Seeiso Bereng Seeiso of Lesotho—arrive at Westminster Abbey.
2:20 am: Kate’s mother Carole Middleton and her brother James leave the Goring Hotel. They arrive at the Abbey at precisely 2:27 am.
2:25 am: Lesser known members of the royal family, including Lady Amelia Windsor (29th in line to the throne) depart for the Abbey. They arrive at 2:30 am.
2:35 am: The members of the royal family who you might actually recognize depart. They arrive at the Abbey at 2:40 am, and include Princess Anne, Prince Andrew, Princess Eugenie, Princess Beatrice, and Prince Edward.
2:38 am: The Prince of Wales (Charles) and The Duchess of Cornwall leave Clarence House. They arrive at the Abbey at 2:42 am, assuming they avoid a repeat of the riot mob attack on their Rolls Royce that slowed them down last December.
2:40 am: The Queen and The Duke of Edinburgh leave Buckingham Palace for Westminster Abbey. They arrive at 2:45 am.
2:48 am: The bridesmaids and pages leave the Goring Hotel for Westminster Abbey. They arrive at 2:55 am.
2:51 am: Kate Middleton and her father Michael leave the Goring Hotel for Westminster Abbey.
3:00 am: The service begins.
4:15 am: The Carriage Procession of the Bride and Bridegroom with a Captain’s Escort of the Household Cavalry, followed by The Queen’s Procession with a Sovereign’s Escort of the Household Cavalry, leaves Westminster Abbey for Buckingham Palace.
4:30 am: Kate and William arrive at Buckingham Palace.
4:40 am: Members of the royal family and members of foreign royal families arrive at Buckingham Palace.
From 4:40 am: Other guests for the reception arrive at Buckingham Palace.
5:25 am: Kate and William and their families appear on the balcony. The bride and groom stage their much-anticipated kiss.
5:30 am: The Royal Air Force and the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight fly by.
5:45 am: Please do us all a favor and get some sleep!!!! :)
Dark under eye circles are obviously unflattering… they make you look like you just pulled an all nighter and are difficult to simply cover up. The best plan of attack is to get rid of them. That being said, the answer to this unsightly problem may already be in the pantry waiting for you. Potatoes are one of nature’s best remedies for naturally getting rid of these unwanted circles. A chemical found in the potato helps lighten skin.”
It’s used in cosmetics all the time but using the real deal is much more effective.
The New York Post is reporting that Sean “Diddy” Combs demanded three police escorts to accompany him to an event in New Jersey, this past weekend. According to the paper, the NYPD is now getting some grief from New York City’s Mayor Bloomberg, due to the rappers escorting demands!
So, Diddy had a gig at the Hammerstein Ballroom in Manhattan and then received $75,000 for an appearance at a New Jersey club. According to the Post, Diddy requested some support from the NYPD in order to avoid being late.
NYC’s Mayor Bloomberg has spoken out after the NYPD confirmed that they led Sean Combs to the NJ club appearance… and he is not pleased! Bloomberg instructed Internal Affairs to launch a probe into the event. As a result, officers were reportedly forced to sift through log records and work schedules.
The Mayor released a statement saying, “The bottom line is the Police Department should treat everybody exactly the same. If you don’t get a police escort, P. Diddy Shouldn’t.”
Agreed! Why should Diddy get to beat all the traffic in New York if the normal person cant? I mean…we’re not talking about the President here! P. Diddy needs to look at his schedule a little more closely next time. 
After years of asking, the biggest issue facing the future of the United States of America has finally been addressed. President Barack HUSSEIN Obama and the White House officially released his original birth certificate. (CNN Story Here) We now have clear-cut proof that President Obama was born in the United States of a America. Whoa! Hit the breaks! Do we really have clear-cut proof that our President is truly qualified for the position he currently holds? Let’s look closer at this newly released document.
Authentic or not, (and I have my doubts) the basic look of this document should make every citizen of our fine country ask a few obvious questions.
What kind of man is Barack HUSSEIN Obama? Let’s start with the fact that I have doubts that Mr. Obama is a Mister, at all. Yes, his sex is listed as male, but “male” is nothing more than a word. Come on Barry! You know what words are!! Words are those combinations of letters that you are always reading off of your teleprompter! If Mr. Obama isn’t hiding anything about his sex, why has he refused to release DNA testing that proves that his daughters are actually his biological children.
There are other glaring issues that I’ve found with this “official” birth certificate. Look closely at the document. Do you notice anything obvious? I’ll give you a hint. My United States Birth Certificate was printed on white paper with blue ink. Like Mr. Obama, this document is different, and not in a good way.
This newly released document wasn’t printed on red, white or blue paper. It was printed on green paper. It wasn’t printed with red, white, or blue ink. It was printed with black ink.
Let’s start with a puzzling fact about the black ink. A recent internet search (Thanks Al) for Kenya black ink pens sent me to the following link: http://ke.countrysearch.tradekey.com/bla…
Click the link. Read what it says. No, that’s not a misprint. The web page clearly states that “currently, we don’t have any suppliers from Kenya selling black ink pens”. I’m not good with numbers, so I’ll let you do the math on that one!
Aside from the ink, as previously stated, Mr. Obama’s birth certificate was printed on green paper. The liberal media won’t tell you this, but yellow and blue make green. Yellow, as we all know, is the color of cowards. After some digging, I found that blue is the color FURTHEST to the LEFT on the French flag. Do you notice a pattern here? No? Of course you don’t Rachel Maddow.
Now, some people may believe that this (supposedly) genuine, green document of birth” proves” once and for all, that our President, Barack HUSSEIN Obama, was born in the United States of America. To that, I say Hogwash and God Bless America.
Jason
(Sadly, I need to state that this is, in fact, a parody of the Birther movement. Minutes after posting this blog entry, somebody commented to me that I was as ignorant as the rest of the birthers, if not worse.)
Seeing Christina on The Voice last night made me remember this old picture I was lucky enough to take with her before her concert out at the ampitheater back in 2000 or 2001 (anyone remember the exact date?). Yes, I realize she’s had a child between then and today, but that is a completely different bod than the one she’s rockin now. I also posted this on my facebook page, so feel free to make some comments over there, lots of others already have!
Revamping your wardrobe for spring and summer takes time and money. Which are two things most of us don’t have enough of… So before you head out to buy all new clothes… do your homework. Get online and find out what the latest looks are. Many times you can mix and match last years style with a few new pieces from this year. And only spend top dollar on core items… and then feel free to hit up your favorite department stores or second hand stores for accessories…
Here is the picture Gavin took of the cop who pulled him over while he was on the phone with Jason:
Listen to Gavin talk about getting pulled over:
