Controversial pop queen Lady Gaga is on the cover of this month’s Vogue Japan wearing nothing but a bikini. This would normally be acceptable but, being Lady Gaga, the bikini she’s wearing is made out of raw meat. Yum. Also, rumors have surfaced that the singer starves herself in order to look good onstage. (Who knew she was trying to look good wearing those horrendous get-ups?)

 Lady Gaga has outdone herself once again. The most followed person on Twitter has donned a raw meat bikini for Vogue Japan, complete with a tiny meat beret and blood-red nails and lips. PETA members must be THRILLED. The bizarre photoshoot was shot by famed photographer Terry Richardson and has caused a lot of controversy, as you can imagine.

Lord…another crazy.

This is a disturbing tale, but it works out OK in the end… I promise.

Police recently arrested Gary Korkuc, 51. Cops stopped Korkuc for running a red light, they noticed a little meow meow coming out of the trunk of his car.

Turns out it was his 4-year-old cat, Navarro, basting in there!

That’s right, BASTING! When cops opened the trunk, they found Navarro covered in olive oil, crushed red pepper, and chili peppers.

When questioned, Korkuc originally said he was disciplining Navarro because he was “ill-tempered”, but then fessed up to planning to eat the little guy. He also said that Navarro, who is male and neutered, was pregnant. Idiot.

Navarro was eventually cleaned up, and has been adopted by a new family who have changed his name to Oliver. Gary, thankfully, has been placed on the ASPCA’s “Do Not Even THINK of Adopting To This Person” list.\

See, told you it would be a happy ending! Have a great weekend XoXo -OA

Ok, so i have to admit…when i first saw this story i was like, whaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Aliens? No way. Seems that some people actually believe “creatures” walk amongst us…total Men In Black, Will Smith circa black suit days. Maybe Lindsay Lohan is an alien? There are some people who thought Michael Jackson was an alien too. Maybe that is how they can keep damaging their bodies and abusing themselves and lasting so long?! Ahhhhhhh ALIENS. Ok, let me re-group. Read below and feel free to comment as well. I would love to hear what you think. Do you think aliens walk amongst us? Are you an alien? Ok, before i scare myself again…have a good one! Weekend is coming! Woop Woop. XoXo -OA

SINGAPORE (Reuters Life!) – Aliens exist and they live in our midst disguised as humans — at least, that’s what 20 percent of people polled in a global survey believe.

The Reuters Ipsos poll of 23,000 adults in 22 countries showed that more than 40 percent of people from India and China believe that aliens walk among us disguised as humans, while those least likely to believe in this are from Belgium, Sweden and the Netherlands (8 percent each).

However, the majority of people polled, or 80 percent, don’t believe aliens in our midst.

“It would appear that that there’s a modest correlation between the most populated countries and those more likely to indicate there may be aliens disguised amongst them compared with those countries with the smaller populations,” said John Wright, Senior Vice President of market research firm Ipsos.

“Maybe the it’s a simple case that in a less populated country you are more likely to know your next door neighbor better,” he said.

More men than women — 22 percent vs 17 percent — believe that alien beings are on earth.

Most of those believers are under the age of 35, and across all income classes, the survey showed. Of those who do not believe, most are women.

If you’ve ever seen the show Scare Tactics, you have seen fake murders threatening people.  You have seen alien attacks.  You have seen creepy people.  In all of these cases, the contestants were placed in a bad place in an effort to scare them!  Recently, a Japanese show faked a shooting to scare a man.  This may be the most over the top “fake” thing I have ever seen on TV.  Did it go too far?  Remember, it was all done for laughs!

One man….one breast pump….enjoy the video!

(oh yeah, if anybody can translate this, that would be GREAT!!)

I’ve met a ton of parents who have, what I like to call “kid tricks” that they teach their little children. These are always something “cute” that the kid does at a certain command. The kids are always too young to really know what they are doing. Does this “kid trick” cross the line, or is it cute?

After you watch the video, post a comment and let me know what you think. Also, do you have a “kid trick” that your kid did when they were little? What was it?

Warning!  This music in this video will get stuck in your head.  The cartoon images are bizarre and will make you wonder why this was created in the first place.  Either way, it is my job, to put this kind of crap on this blog for your enjoyment.

But it’s too hard to look away.