Posted by Dan Mason on January 11, 2011
Of course not. I mean, going from Ryan Reynolds to little, elflike, Kevin is like giving up a freshly broiled Maine lobster for some freezer burned crap from Red Lobster.
But that didn’t stop Kevin from trying to get with her at a recent Hollywood party. ScarJo spent the evening talking up a group of people including Kevin and Leo DiCaprio. How awkward is that, fellas? We’ve all been in the position of trying to hook up with a smokin’ hot girl, but there is a way better looking guy with more money in the room. You know no matter how hard you try, she’s probabnly leaving with him. That’s what this night was like for Connolly.
At least men everywhere can sleep easy knowing that our sweet Scarlett isn’t tapping a circus dwarf.