Posted by The Wake Up Call on July 26, 2010
TheFrisky.com put out a list of ways that you can “Keep Your Man Looking Hot This Summer:”
1. No socks with sandals. Unless your man is 80—and even then it looks ridiculous, but exceptions are made for the elderly—he should never wear socks with sandals. Furthermore, flip-flops should be reserved for the beach and the pool, not out to dinner at a nice restaurant. Flip-flops with socks is the ultimate sin.
2. No Speedos. Speaking of the beach, with the exception of Gilles Marini, men should avoid wearing a Speedo. Very few men, short of those with personal trainers or Greek Gods in their family tree, can pull off the banana hammock successfully.
3. No short-sleeve dress shirts. A short sleeve dress shirt and tie does not look good on a first grade boy for school pictures much less a grown man. Roll his long sleeves up and cuff them for a sexy look this summer.
4. No tank tops. Women may look sexy in tank tops; however, on men, tank tops are reserved for “Jersey Shore” meatheads, which your man isn’t. Right? Ladies, stop him before he commits one of the worst fashion mistakes. T-shirts were invented for a reason.
5. No self-tanner. A man who has tried to apply self-tanning lotion looks more like a cartoon character than a beach model. Take your man to the beach and slather on the SPF for a natural glow, hit the tanning salon to get the fake stuff done professionally—but never let him near a bottle of self-tanner. Never. That stuff takes awhile to wash off.
These are some of the items that listeners added…
-Jean shorts
-Sweats
-Hawaiian Shirts
-Overalls
-Skinny Jeans










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