Here are some of the best tweets about yesterday’s earthquake on the East Coast:

If we don’t go back to buying things soon, the earthquakes win.

Weird. I don’t remember being *this* bad at Jenga.

Holy Crap – something moved in Washington DC?!?!?\

Worst. Rapture. Ever
Michele Bachmann is readying her speech to ease the fears of everyone regarding today’s earthquake in Washington State.

wait a minute – earthquake centered on Virginia. Maybe God is mad they DONT have gay marriage?

Earthquake on East Coast, I bet 3-7 Super Funny Dudes attributed it to their farts.

Had anything newsworthy happened today, this would’ve just been “Tiny earthquake hits DC, anyway Bill Gates killed a guy.”

Devastated to find out that my Uncle Jeremy, who lived near the quake’s epicenter, was found alive and unharmed. (He’s a rapist)

Not to panic anyone in NYC, but a screaming John Cusack just drove by in a limo that was missing a door.

Sorry for the earthquake NYC, I just did a couple of intense jumping jacks.

That was no earthquake, kids. That was God himself shaking his head at the Will and Jada news.

“I felt that earthquake last week” – Brooklyn hipster

New York earthquakes are better because of our thinner crust

WAS IT PREMATURE TO DO ALL THAT LOOTING

Not to brag but Ryan Gosling just saved me from the earthquake.

Listen to the Wake Up Call talk about the earthquake:

Earthquake Tweets